The shopping mall—a place where excitement meets fashion, food, and… funny English mistakes! Whether you’re asking for help or looking for the perfect item, speaking English at the mall can lead to some hilarious moments, especially when you’re mixing Hinglish into the conversation. Let’s take a look at some common (and absolutely funny) mistakes you might make while shopping. Don’t worry, we’ll also give you the correct ways to say things!
1. “I am Looking For Some Dress” – A Dress, A T-shirt, or a Whole Wardrobe?
You’re hunting for something stylish and you blurt out, “I am looking for some dress.” Well, the shopkeeper might be confused—do you need just one dress or a collection of dresses for a fashion show?
Funny Example: “I am looking for some dress.” Your friend laughs and says, “Are you shopping for a whole new wardrobe or just one dress?” 😂
Fix: “I am looking for a dress.” Simple and clear! Or, “I am looking for some dresses.” If you’re on a shopping spree!
2. “Can You Tell Me Where the Shoe Section Is?” – Are You Lost or Shopping?
You enter a store and ask, “Can you tell me where the shoe section is?” as if the entire store is a maze and you’re looking for a hidden treasure.
Funny Example: “Can you tell me where the shoe section is?” Your friend replies, “Dude, you’re not on a treasure hunt, it’s just a mall!” 😂
Fix: “Where is the shoe section?” No need for a map—just ask directly!
3. “This Shirt is Very Comfortable For Me” – The Shirt’s Not Your Therapist!
You try on a shirt and tell the sales assistant, “This shirt is very comfortable for me.” But wait, is the shirt supposed to be your personal therapist? Comfort, yes, but it’s not a life coach!
Funny Example: “This shirt is very comfortable for me.” Your friend says, “Are you talking about the shirt or your life choices?” 😂
Fix: “This shirt is very comfortable.” No need to bring you into it!
4. “I Want To Buy One Jeans” – Singular or Plural? That Is the Question!
You’ve found the perfect pair of jeans and you excitedly say, “I want to buy one jeans.” But wait, are you sure about the number? A pair of jeans is always plural!
Funny Example: “I want to buy one jeans.” Your friend jokes, “What’s next? One pants?” 😂
Fix: “I want to buy a pair of jeans.” Remember, jeans are always plural!
5. “How Much This Cost?” – Are You A Time Traveler From the 1800s?
You look at an item, and you ask, “How much this cost?”—as if you’re living in the days when English grammar wasn’t invented yet!
Funny Example: “How much this cost?” Your friend says, “If you keep speaking like that, the mall is going to send you back to the 1800s!” 😂
Fix: “How much does this cost?” A little tweak and you’re all set!
6. “I Like This Dress But Not That Expensive” – The Dress or Your Budget?
You spot a beautiful dress but it’s too expensive, so you say, “I like this dress but not that expensive.” Looks like you’ve mixed up your feelings about the dress and your wallet!
Funny Example: “I like this dress but not that expensive.” Your friend says, “Are you shopping for the dress or your bank account?” 😂
Fix: “I like this dress, but it’s too expensive.” Clear and to the point—save some cash!
7. “I Want to Try This in My Size” – Are You Trying It or Talking About Your Future?
You want to try something on and you tell the shop assistant, “I want to try this in my size.” It’s like you’re about to go for an interview instead of just trying on clothes!
Funny Example: “I want to try this in my size.” Your friend says, “What’s next? ‘I want to try this for my future?’” 😂
Fix: “I would like to try this in my size.” Keep it casual and stylish!
8. “I Will Take One Chocolate, Please” – Is This the Chocolate Shop or Your First Day in English Class?
You’re at the counter, and you say, “I will take one chocolate, please.” But chocolate is uncountable—sorry to break it to you, but no one buys one chocolate!
Funny Example: “I will take one chocolate, please.” Your friend laughs and says, “Are you buying the whole chocolate factory or just one piece?” 😂
Fix: “I’ll take a chocolate bar, please.” Or simply, “I’ll take one chocolate,” but remember, specify the kind!
9. “I Need A Bag For Pack This” – The Bag Might Get Confused!
After buying some items, you ask, “I need a bag for pack this.” The bag is ready, but it’s unsure whether to pack your stuff or pack you for a trip!
Funny Example: “I need a bag for pack this.” Your friend says, “Is the bag packing for a holiday or just your shopping?” 😂
Fix: “I need a bag to pack this.” No bags are confused now!
10. “How Much Time For Delivery?” – Are You Ordering a Pizza or Shopping Online?
You’ve bought something and ask, “How much time for delivery?” Like you’re ordering food instead of a product from a store.
Funny Example: “How much time for delivery?” Your friend says, “Are you ordering a pizza or your shopping cart?” 😂
Fix: “How long will the delivery take?” Delivery time, not pizza time!
Conclusion: Shop Smart, Speak Smart!
Next time you’re out shopping, remember to avoid these hilarious mistakes, and you’ll not only have a smoother shopping experience, but you’ll also have fun improving your English. And don’t forget, shopping at the mall isn’t just about spending money—it’s also about learning, laughing, and making memories with your friends while speaking perfect (or at least fun) English!
So, keep your Hinglish in check, make those corrections, and most importantly—enjoy the shopping spree!